Humor

 

When Mr. Greenwood worked with American engineering farm in their London office, an engineer pin-upped a funny photograph of a fallen steam engine in the wild west, a piece of paper showing a series of cartoons and some engineering jokes on the wall. Mr. Ron Cooper also contributed many stories too.

English Joke

Mr. Greenwood no longer have a photograph of a fallen steam engine but acquired similar one in a bouquinistes along the river bank of La Seine in 2005.

Following is about a Disintegrated Company. It is unknown who have drawn it. But it seems that the same cartoons are enjoyed by many engineers still.

As MARKETING requested it

 

As SALES ordered it

As ENGINEERING designed it

As PLANT manufactured it

As COMPANY installed it

As CUSTOMER wanted

From February 1999 to June 1999, Mr. Robert Kidd mailed a joke every week. Here is a collection of them. Robert Kidd has his own home page.

Kidd Collections

Following quiz was given by my friend. Please enjoy.

Quiz

Communication error end up. Thanks Ron.

"Don't turn it off"

Business man likes Dilbert. Ron introduced a collection of actual stories like Dilberts.

Dilbert quotes

The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally kill themselves in really stupid ways. Of necessity, this honor is generally bestowed posthumously.

Darwin Awards

We remember bad design of Ballot for Presidential in 2000 caused confusion.

Official Florida Presidential Ballot in 2000

After Florida Erection.

President Bush with a Book

Pilots often mention that "Aircraft of Aeroflot are rubbish but pilots fly them by their skills. KAL also have rubbish planes, but their pilot have guts" It seems that a pilot on KAL just landing Hong Kong old airport has guts. Please enjoy KAL Boeing 747.

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