'Iv betleH ?

--- Whose bat'telh ? ---
Let's enjoy a word play !

betleH 'oH Dochvam'e'.
(This is a bat'telh.)

'Iv betleH 'oH Dochvam'e' ?
(Whose bat'telh is this ?)

betleHvam chenmoHpu'bogh loD ghaH.
(He is the man who created this bat'telh.)

betleHvam chenmoHpu'bogh loD HoHpu'bogh be' ghaH.
(She is the woman who killed the man who created this bat'telh.)

betleHvam chenmoHpu'bogh loD HoHpu'bogh be' quvmoHpu'bogh yaS ghaH.
(He is the officer who honored the woman who killed the man who created this bat'telh.)

betleHvam chenmoHpu'bogh loD HoHpu'bogh be' quvmoHpu'bogh yaS qIppu'bogh puq ghaH.
(He is the child who hit the officer who honored the woman who killed the man who created this bat'telh.)

betleHvam chenmoHpu'bogh loD HoHpu'bogh be' quvmoHpu'bogh yaS qIppu'bogh puq vanbogh ghojmoq ghaH.
(She is the nanny who salutes the child who hit the officer who honored the woman who killed the man who created this bat'telh.)

betleHvam chenmoHpu'bogh loD HoHpu'bogh be' quvmoHpu'bogh yaS qIppu'bogh puq vanbogh ghojmoq parHa'bogh la' ghaH.
(He is the commander who liked the nanny who salutes the child who hit the officer who honored the woman who killed the man who created this bat'telh.)

betleHvam chenmoHpu'bogh loD HoHpu'bogh be' quvmoHpu'bogh yaS qIppu'bogh puq vanbogh ghojmoq parHa'bogh la' chotpu'bogh maghwI' ghaH.
(He is the traitor who mudered the commander who liked the nanny who salutes the child who hit the officer who honored the woman who killed the man who created this bat'telh.)

betleHvam chenmoHpu'bogh loD HoHpu'bogh be' quvmoHpu'bogh yaS qIppu'bogh puq vanbogh ghojmoq parHa'bogh la' chotpu'bogh maghwI' tlhejtaHbogh romuluSngan ghaH.
(He is the Romulan who accompanies with the traitor who mudered the commander who liked the nanny who salutes the child who hit the officer who honored the woman who killed the man who created this bat'telh.)

betleHvam chenmoHpu'bogh loD HoHpu'bogh be' quvmoHpu'bogh yaS qIppu'bogh puq vanbogh ghojmoq parHa'bogh la' chotpu'bogh maghwI' tlhejtaHbogh romuluSngan rurbogh vulqangan ghaH.
(He is the Vulcan who looks like the Romulan who accompanies with the traitor who mudered the commander who liked the nanny who salutes the child who hit the officer who honored the woman who killed the man who created this bat'telh.)

betleHvam chenmoHpu'bogh loD HoHpu'bogh be' quvmoHpu'bogh yaS qIppu'bogh puq vanbogh ghojmoq parHa'bogh la' chotpu'bogh maghwI' tlhejtaHbogh romuluSngan rurbogh vulqangan SaQmoHpu'bogh qoq ghaH.
(He is the android who caused the tears of the Vulcan who looks like the Romulan who accompanies with the traitor who mudered the commander who liked the nanny who salutes the child who hit the officer who honored the woman who killed the man who created this bat'telh.)

betleHvam chenmoHpu'bogh loD HoHpu'bogh be' quvmoHpu'bogh yaS qIppu'bogh puq vanbogh ghojmoq parHa'bogh la' chotpu'bogh maghwI' tlhejtaHbogh romuluSngan rurbogh vulqangan SaQmoHpu'bogh qoq belmoHlaw'bogh be'ta' le' ghaH.
(She is the unique queen who may have pleased the android who caused the tears of the Vulcan who looks like the Romulan who accompanies with the traitor who mudered the commander who liked the nanny who salutes the child who hit the officer who honored the woman who killed the man who created this bat'telh.)

betleHvam chenmoHpu'bogh loD HoHpu'bogh be' quvmoHpu'bogh yaS qIppu'bogh puq vanbogh ghojmoq parHa'bogh la' chotpu'bogh maghwI' tlhejtaHbogh romuluSngan rurbogh vulqangan SaQmoHpu'bogh qoq belmoHlaw'bogh be'ta' le' leghqa'bogh HoD ghaH.
(He is the captain who reunited the unique queen who may have pleased the android who caused the tears of the Vulcan who looks like the Romulan who accompanies with the traitor who mudered the commander who liked the nanny who salutes the child who hit the officer who honored the woman who killed the man who created this bat'telh.)

betleHvam chenmoHpu'bogh loD HoHpu'bogh be' quvmoHpu'bogh yaS qIppu'bogh puq vanbogh ghojmoq parHa'bogh la' chotpu'bogh maghwI' tlhejtaHbogh romuluSngan rurbogh vulqangan SaQmoHpu'bogh qoq belmoHlaw'bogh be'ta' le' leghqa'bogh HoD QaHpu'bogh 'ejyo' tlhIngan ghaH.
(He is the Klingon on Starfleet, who helped the captain who reunited the unique queen who may have pleased the android who caused the tears of the Vulcan who looks like the Romulan who accompanies with the traitor who mudered the commander who liked the nanny who salutes the child who hit the officer who honored the woman who killed the man who created this bat'telh.)

'ej DaH... (And now...)

betleHvam chenmoHpu'bogh loD HoHpu'bogh be' quvmoHpu'bogh yaS qIppu'bogh puq vanbogh ghojmoq parHa'bogh la' chotpu'bogh maghwI' tlhejtaHbogh romuluSngan rurbogh vulqangan SaQmoHpu'bogh qoq belmoHlaw'bogh be'ta' le' leghqa'bogh HoD QaHpu'bogh 'ejyo' tlhIngan'e' betleH 'oH Dochvam'e'.
(This is the bat'telh of the Klingon on Starfleet, who helped the captain who reunited the unique queen who may have pleased the android who caused the tears of the Vulcan who looks like the Romulan who accompanies with the traitor who mudered the commander who liked the nanny who salutes the child who hit the officer who honored the woman who killed the man who created this bat'telh.)

yaj'a' ? (Understood ?)

DaH betleH ngevbogh verengan ghaH.
(He is the Ferengi who sells bat'telh now.)

...HIDjolev

Ver.1 Apr. 6th., 1997
Shin'ichirou Koubuchi
Tokyo, Japan