"She's a world-famous actress."













"I do ?"






"You are wrong. She's in love with you. Deeply in love with you."






"She confided in me. It was love at first sight."













"Pigeon, I'll never be as talented as you are."






"Me ?"













"I absolutely adore drama."






"Were you ever in love ?"






"Oh, and uh, Mr.Frewen, if I were you, I'd also read the chapter on how a gentleman should dress."













"You don't want me to tell the Improvement Society that you're against the fund-raiser, do you ?"






"A thing of beauty is a joy forever..."













"The only person you care about is yourself."






"It's never too late, Pigeon"






"Oh, lovely pussy, oh pussy my love,
What a beautiful pussy you are!"